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​For Scholars from 5 to 105 

Quizzes are expressly for your enjoyment. Every quiz, however, should make you a little sharper, let alone smile, chuckle, or even laugh out loud. If not, you’ll get double your money back . . . with interest! Garanteed!​

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For Parents and Teachers 
The quizzes are designed first and foremost for children's enjoyment. Secondly, to make children realize that thinking is indeed quite fun . . . like everything else about Totally Literate. And thirdly, to help youngsters become discerning readers, able to think with their Hearts 'n Mind Entwined!

 

Because beginning readers can’t read yet, it’s up to you to be their voice and read the questions and answers aloud to them. While it's a task, it is one to be enjoyed by both you and your young scholars — our leaders of tomorrow!

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​​Language

Quizzes are only in English because idioms, expressions, and word play frequently translate poorly.

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On the sample quizzes below, click, hover, or press and hold on the rectangular box to reveal the answer.

Sample Quiz 1:

If any quiz fails smile, laugh, or chuckle, how much money should you get?​​

A. 10¢

B. $100

C. Whatever's fair

D. Zero​

D. Zero

Sample Quiz 2:

If any quiz fails to make you a little sharper, how could you best prove it?

A. By taking an IQ test

B. By telling unfunny jokes

C. By failing to do better than "D" work

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B. Tell unfunny jokes

Daffy

Turquoise members get quizzes regularly—on average, one a day. You can't beat that with a stick, right?

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B. Tell unfunny jokes

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